The Graceful Village of Dumbases is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenny with a fair hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 9.121 billion Dumbasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuh. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbasesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,901 trillion cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 208,436 cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Treason is relative, Kenny can often be found attempting to coax random citizens' cats down from trees, today's secret ingredients are blood, sweat, and tears, and chickens roam the streets freely. Crime is totally unknown. Dumbases's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dumbases is ranked 27,523^rd in the world and 120^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 4,138.33 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.