The Graceful Village of Dumbases is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Kenny with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 8.958 billion Dumbasians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yuh. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dumbasesian economy, worth a remarkable 1,858 trillion cents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 207,434 cents, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dumbasesian watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, death is nobody's business, environmental legislation occurs cyclically, and foreign ambassadors closely guard their culinary secrets. Crime is totally unknown. Dumbases's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Dumbases is ranked 18,424^th in the world and 77^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 3,515.7 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.