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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,358thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,045th
The Monarchy of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Might Makes Right
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Dunewald

Population1.605 billion

CapitalKhorinis
LeaderVulpes Inculta
FaithOrthodoxy

CurrencyBitcoin
AnimalBison

The Monarchy of Dunewald is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vulpes Inculta with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.605 billion Dunewaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khorinis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.

The all-consuming Dunewaldian economy, worth 216 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,908 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 663,628 per year while the poor average 15,660, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.

Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dunewald's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.

Dunewald is ranked 118,379th in the world and 2,761st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,762.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 2,358thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 4,399thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,045thHighest Disposable Incomes: 5,077thMost Conservative: 8,544thMost Patriotic: 11,796thLargest Retail Industry: 12,480thTop
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Most Devout: 15,711thMost Authoritarian: 17,617thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19,475thLargest Insurance Industry: 23,771stMost Corrupt Governments: 26,648thMost Beautiful Environments: 28,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,283rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 28,790thHighest Average Incomes: 28,957th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 50th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 132nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 135th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 138th in the regionMost Conservative: 299th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 306th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 396th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 430th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 430th in the regionMost Devout: 438th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 536th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 572nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 655th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Dunewald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, third world countries are rich in "I Love Khorinis" t-shirts.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, glamping Dunewaldians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
  • : Following new legislation in Dunewald, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".

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