Population | 1.605 billion |
Capital | Khorinis |
Leader | Vulpes Inculta |
Faith | Orthodoxy |
Currency | Bitcoin |
Animal | Bison |
The Monarchy of Dunewald is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vulpes Inculta with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, keen interest in outer space, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.605 billion Dunewaldians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khorinis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 14.0%.
The all-consuming Dunewaldian economy, worth 216 trillion Bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 134,908 Bitcoins, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 663,628 per year while the poor average 15,660, a ratio of 42.4 to 1.
Teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional, and the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dunewald's national animal is the Bison, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxy.
Dunewald is ranked 118,379th in the world and 2,761st in the Rejected Realms for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 1,762.21 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Dunewald was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, the act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing'.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, politicians that report exaggerated crowd sizes for their speeches are dismissed for being delusional.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, retail boutiques encourage citizens to honor their military veterans by purchasing flag-patterned underwear.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, third world countries are rich in "I Love Khorinis" t-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, glamping Dunewaldians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Dunewald, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".