The Kingdom of Earnetas is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working population of 1.091 billion Earnetasians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The very strong Earnetasian economy, worth 59.9 trillion deniers a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 54,911 deniers, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 182,766 per year while the poor average 12,293, a ratio of 14.9 to 1.

Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Earnetas's national animal is the elephant, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Earnetas is ranked 201,520^th in the world and 1^st in Soys for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.