The Elemental Republic of Edo Hill is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Flemkeig Gustavé with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 6.516 billion Edoans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wallace. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Edoan economy, worth 746 trillion Edoes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 114,625 Edoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The children of Edo Hill are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities, all statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Edo Hill's national animal is the Edoan Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Edo Hill is ranked 274,890^th in the world and 223^rd in Kantrias for Most Primitive, scoring -277.29 on the Scary Big Number Scale.