The Fool On The Hill of Eesti-onia is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Ray Davies with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.245 billion Eesti-onians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Waterloo Sunset. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eesti-onian economy, worth a remarkable 1,245 trillion kinks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,073 kinks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All recreational drugs are legal, a recent political speech drew the ire of nerds everywhere after the speaker claimed that Darth Vader was Harry Potter's father, dinner parties often end in politically charged fist fights, and badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Eesti-onia's national animal is the kontroversy, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Little Bit of Emotion.

Eesti-onia is ranked 93,168^th in the world and 1^st in Chessboard for Largest Populations, with 8.24 billion capita.