The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and renowned for its hatred of cheese, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.065 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,136 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 235,731 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Grade A Minister of Eggs's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Egg City Natural History Museum, and where there's smoke there's the Eggy Forestry Department. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 465^th in the world and 1^st in Horizon for Nicest Citizens, with 116.27 average smiles per day.