The Green Land of Eggtowne is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Grade A Minister of Eggs with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 8.994 billion Eggs are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Eggy economy, worth a remarkable 2,092 trillion eggs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 232,666 eggs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sex changes are routinely performed at Eggtowne's hospitals, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention, and no one questions why the chicken crossed the road anymore. Crime is totally unknown. Eggtowne's national animal is the marten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eggtowne is ranked 308,868^th in the world and 822^nd in Horizon for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -22.75 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.