The Republic of Eirenias is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Andrea a máis Guapa with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 871 million Eireniasians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alborés. The average income tax rate is 60.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Eireniasian economy, worth 44.0 trillion fotos seggses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 50,521 fotos seggses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Smoking is banned in public areas, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak, and former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eirenias's national animal is the perezoso, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eirenias is ranked 51,168^th in the world and 3,052^nd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 73.84 law-abiding acts per hour.