The People's Socialist Republic of Eivalia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Georgi Vivkov with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 2.6 billion Eivalians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azariah. The average income tax rate is 79.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eivalian economy, worth 330 trillion Naxars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 127,247 Naxars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, public buses smell like litter boxes, diplomats miss flights while wandering Azariah Airport's endless art maze, and politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eivalia's national animal is the Gray Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eivalia is ranked 248,243^rd in the world and 291^st in The Communist Bloc for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 3,830.98 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.