The Zulu's Republic of Zululandus is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Enzo with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.798 billion Zulu are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ulundi. The average income tax rate is 49.5%.

The Zulu economy, worth 722 trillion Cattles a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 73,771 Cattles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Behind every local dictator is a Zulu advisor whispering in their ear, nefarious Blackacrean surveillance has been replaced with patriotic Zulu surveillance, soldiers are noted for their ferocity and illiteracy, and the nation is renowned abroad for its love of blood and guts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zululandus's national animal is the Wildebeest, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zuluism.

Zululandus is ranked 102,564^th in the world and 486^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.6 law-abiding acts per hour.