The Imperium-Tertius of Elementaltia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Second Founding Father Volt with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 4.067 billion Republicans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Celestial City. The average income tax rate is 75.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Elementaltian economy, worth 544 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 133,914 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Mountain rescuers refer to their new gear as the 'watchamacallits' and 'thingymabobs', confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", the nation is famous for having one of the world's largest Draconian Wolf hunting institutions, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Elementaltia's national animal is the Draconian Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Imrealisim.

Elementaltia is ranked 13,007^th in the world and 601^st in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 7,639.77 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.