The Retrieval Specialism of Eliot Spencer is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 24.973 billion Eliot Spencerians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is dominated by the Department of Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Eliot Spencerian economy, worth 846 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Cheese Exports industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 33,894 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 230,438 per year while the poor average 1,821, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Eliot Spencer's national animal is the Goth Girl, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Eliot Spencer is ranked 259,616^th in the world and 4,991^st in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 16.47 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.