The Eministrator of Emiline is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by August with a fair hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 9.584 billion Emis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Emicity. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.1%.

The very strong Emi economy, worth 790 trillion Emiudoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 82,516 Emiudoes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 232,925 per year while the poor average 23,400, a ratio of 10.0 to 1.

The Fashion Channel can only be viewed on widescreen TVs, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits. Crime is almost non-existent. Emiline's national animal is the Emu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Emistafari.

Emiline is ranked 143,608^th in the world and 2^nd in Augustin Alliance for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry, scoring 1,534.23 on the Tasmanian Pulp Environmental Export Index.