The Empire of Empire Number 1 is a mid-sized, efficient nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 56 million Empire Number 1ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government prioritizes Administration, with Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The very strong Empire Number 1ian economy, worth 3.87 trillion Cryptoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 69,179 Cryptoes, with the richest citizens earning 9.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Empire Number 1's national animal is the Blue Jay, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Empire Number 1 is ranked 135,760^th in the world and 5^th in Testing Number 1 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 510.61 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.