The Empire of Empireedy is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Evangeline Miller with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.684 billion Empireedyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Healthcare, although Administration, Education, and Environment are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haphis City. The average income tax rate is 72.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Empireedyian economy, worth 564 trillion shells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,857 shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The recital of citations that follows any political speech can be longer than the speech itself, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, older citizens lament over the loss of law and order, and legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Empireedy's national animal is the Pink Fairy Armadillo, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gramessis-Ventarido-Diaspora.

Empireedy is ranked 184,653^rd in the world and 64^th in Conch Kingdom for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 250.1 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.