The Virtuous Federal Kingdom of Enchanted Ocean is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, ubiquitous missile silos, and state-planned economy. The compassionate population of 764 million Enchanted Oceanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dauphin. The average income tax rate is 55.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Enchanted Oceanian economy, worth 15.3 trillion Crown Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 20,073 Crown Golds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In the mighty jungle the lion once again sleeps tonight, singing in public is only allowed if you are singing the praise of the Motherland, artists regularly face criminal charges and art-burning parties are common, and bowling teams spend more time looking at their phones than the pins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enchanted Ocean's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Enchanted Ocean is ranked 267,911^th in the world and 16^th in Aeterna Regnum for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,864.4 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.