The Revolutionary Communists of Enclave of Soviet Germany is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Comrade Ivan Martynowicz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, prohibition of alcohol, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical population of 22.839 billion Comrades are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eulenberg. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Communist economy, worth a remarkable 2,887 trillion Peoples' Rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 126,412 Peoples' Rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dynamite sales and concert audiences are booming, the government enforces a policy of 'from each according to their ability, to each according to the available budget', the police are tightening their grip on alcohol smugglers, and urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enclave of Soviet Germany's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Enclave of Soviet Germany is ranked 1,654^th in the world and 59^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4,036.2 pounds of wildlife per square mile.