The Sapphic Witches of Enlais is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Koi Hamigama with an even hand, and notable for its national health service, unlimited-speed roads, and digital currency. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.674 billion Enlesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyouhai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enlesian economy, worth a remarkable 8,531 trillion weis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 319,846 weis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, billion-wei sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts, and Governor Koi Hamigama's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enlais's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seippoism.

Enlais is ranked 679^th in the world and 5^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Smartest Citizens, with 305.67 quips per hour.