The Sapphic Witches of Enlais is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Governor Koi Hamigama with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 15.09 billion Enlesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyouhai. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enlesian economy, worth a remarkable 4,588 trillion Weis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 304,088 Weis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Enlesians's kindness, and artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enlais's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Seippoism.

Enlais is ranked 827^th in the world and 7^th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Most Inclusive, scoring 430.58 on the Mandela-Wollstonecraft Non-Discrimination Index.