The Holy Kingdom of Envi is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Eniq with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, state-planned economy, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, devout population of 21.331 billion Envians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Envi City. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Envian economy, worth a remarkable 2,457 trillion Enivrons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 115,215 Enivrons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Soldiers find that home gadgets and power tools are more effective as improvised weapons than the guns they've been issued, young people devote their entire lives to the faith, the experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Trout Dung" has been declared a national treasure, and dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Envi's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Nature.

Envi is ranked 237,593^rd in the world and 13,425^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 38.16 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.