
| Population | 9.299 billion |
| Capital | Airstrip Millenium |
| Leader | Great Father |
| Faith | Time Truth |
| Currency | Merit |
| Animal | moose |
The Holy dystopia of Enzonar is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.299 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth a remarkable 3,212 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 345,447 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.
Enzonar is ranked 1,921st in the world and 1st in 001 Alpha Prime for Highest Average Incomes, with 345,447.33 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Enzonar Liberator".
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, the term "Native Enzonarian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days.
- : Following new legislation in
Enzonar, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.



















































