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Most Patriotic: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Conservative: 348th
The Holy dystopia of
Psychotic Dictatorship
We Shall Prevail
Influence
Eminence Grise
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Enzonar

Population9.299 billion

CapitalAirstrip Millenium
LeaderGreat Father
FaithTime Truth

CurrencyMerit
Animalmoose

The Holy dystopia of Enzonar is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by Great Father with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.299 billion Enzonarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip Millenium. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Enzonar economy, worth a remarkable 3,212 trillion Merits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 345,447 Merits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

State dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Enzonar's national animal is the moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Time Truth.

Enzonar is ranked 1,921st in the world and 1st in 001 Alpha Prime for Highest Average Incomes, with 345,447.33 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Patriotic: 177thLowest Crime Rates: 224thMost Conservative: 348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 508thLargest Governments: 531stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 578thMost Secular: 603rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 620thMost Scientifically Advanced: 634thMost Corrupt Governments: 840thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 907thLargest Information Technology Sector: 958thMost Developed: 976thMost Armed: 1,017thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,071stSmartest Citizens: 1,230thMost Efficient Economies: 1,242ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,246thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,347thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,698thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,730thHealthiest Citizens: 1,746thHighest Average Incomes: 1,921stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,151stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,614thMost Authoritarian: 3,043rdTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,238thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6,246thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,273rdMost Beautiful Environments: 8,062ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,377thHighest Economic Output: 8,850thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,425thLargest Welfare Programs: 11,390thLargest Mining Sector: 13,976thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,579thTop
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 18,766thMost Extreme: 25,417thSafest: 28,860th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, government bureaucrats shut down teenage yard-raking businesses for being counter-revolutionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, those on cloud nine have been relocated to cloud negative six.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, state dairy cow's milk is a shear-thickening fluid that can stop small-caliber bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, colonial citizens are forced to sing the praise of the "Great Enzonar Liberator".
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the prisoners of Azkatraz have a new emperor.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, the term "Native Enzonarian" has been redefined as anyone with the same skin color as the majority.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, modern warfare's call of duty isn't popular with gamers these days.
  • : Following new legislation in Enzonar, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship.

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