The Republic of Equinoctial Federation is a mammoth, efficient nation, ruled by Gabriel Velásquez Arosemena with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 9.955 billion Ecuadorians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Quito. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ecuadorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,364 trillion Sucres a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 237,516 Sucres, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Gabriel Velásquez Arosemena, officials pull all-nighters to check immigrants for potential links to terrorists, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Equinoctial Federation's national animal is the Condor, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Christianity.

Equinoctial Federation is ranked 100,048^th in the world and 7^th in Union Mundial for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 891.52 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.