The United Socialist States of Eshonis is a very large, cultured nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 283 million Eshonisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 60.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Eshonisian economy, worth 22.8 trillion Eshonisian rubles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,672 Eshonisian rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the nation's streets have become a winter wonderland of salt and sand, and that which doesn't kill you can get you de-platformed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eshonis's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Eshonis is ranked 297,036^th in the world and 864^th in The Frontier Sea for Nudest, with 20.25 cheeks per square mile.