The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Pretiosa is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dracula with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.911 billion Pretiosans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Pretiosan economy, worth 465 trillion gold bars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,798 gold bars, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society, finders keepers is the law of the land, political satirists and late night comedians weep as the government begins cleaning up its act, and starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta. Crime is totally unknown. Pretiosa's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is H m lism.

Pretiosa is ranked 10,714^th in the world and 29^th in The Frontier Sea for Most Developed, scoring 90.2 on the Human Development Index.