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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 510th
The God of Factbooks of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Until the End, Never Broken
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population10.587 billion

LeaderEmperor Irwin IV

CurrencyCrown Florent

The God of Factbooks of Esplandia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Irwin IV with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.587 billion Esplandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Karthied. The average income tax rate is 78.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Esplandish economy, worth a remarkable 1,724 trillion Crown Florents a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 162,929 Crown Florents, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

The dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, tourists avoid using the nation's bugged phones and monitored internet, EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise, and religious leaders order congregants to love any neighbour who is just like themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Esplandia's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Aelostianism.

Esplandia is ranked 107,196th in the world and 4,679th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring 45.67 on the Rand Index.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 110thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330thMost Influential: 510thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,939thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,369thLargest Retail Industry: 3,440thLargest Black Market: 3,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,677thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,188thMost Efficient Economies: 4,449thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,988thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,060thMost Cultured: 5,152ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,621stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,005thLowest Crime Rates: 6,741stMost Developed: 6,970thMost Stationary: 7,598thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,891stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 8,322ndHighest Economic Output: 8,879thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,134thLargest Governments: 10,256thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 10,873rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,884thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,895thHealthiest Citizens: 11,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,713thSmartest Citizens: 11,915thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,674thHighest Average Tax Rates: 15,685thBest Weather: 16,338thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,333rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,526thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,404th
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 66th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 128th in the regionLargest Black Market: 136th in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Influential: 167th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 175th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 204th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 237th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 251st in the regionMost Cultured: 256th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 258th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 275th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 328th in the regionMost Developed: 411th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 416th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 431st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 431st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 432nd in the regionLargest Populations: 440th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 477th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 487th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 493rd in the regionLargest Governments: 505th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 598th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 599th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 640th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 669th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 673rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 698th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 814th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 816th in the regionBest Weather: 850th in the region

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