The Constitutional Monarchy of ESTRANZA is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 935 million ESTRANZAians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.0%.

The strong ESTRANZAian economy, worth 52.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Gambling. Average income is 56,384 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Artists are pillars of society. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. ESTRANZA's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

ESTRANZA is ranked 243,673^rd in the world and 153^rd in Corsair for Nicest Citizens, with 10.55 average smiles per day.