The People's Serene Republic of Europeanuts is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Most Serene Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its state-planned economy, irreverence towards religion, and hatred of cheese. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.144 billion Europeanutsians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eurlin. The average income tax rate is 45.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Europeanutsian economy, worth 145 trillion pesos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 127,252 pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scenic tours are unheard of after most environmental laws were abolished, Mona Lola's famous mysterious smile is being altered to resemble Most Serene Leader's enigmatic grin, Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested, and industrial chicken farmers hear no evil see no evil and cluck no evil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europeanuts's national animal is the ox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Europeanuts is ranked 237,942^nd in the world and 1^st in New PeanLand for Largest Populations, with 1.14 billion capita.