The Republic of Eutrophic Lakes is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 3.038 billion Eutrophic Lakesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.

The Eutrophic Lakesian economy, worth 168 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,415 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, drug lords often avoid prison time by teaching "chemistry" classes to underprivileged youth, and troop transports blacken the sky as the military commences Operation Desert Ocean. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eutrophic Lakes's national animal is the shoop, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Eutrophic Lakes is ranked 175,142^nd in the world and 1^st in Graphite for Largest Populations, with 3.04 billion capita.