The Commonwealth of Evacado is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, democratic population of 597 million Evacadonian have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evacadopolis. The average income tax rate is 37.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Evacen economy, worth 50.2 trillion Avocado Seeds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 84,155 Avocado Seeds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader has no checks and balances after the upper house was abolished, old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation, factories grind to a halt every time there is an election, and homophobia is off the menu. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evacado's national animal is the Avocado Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evacado is ranked 212,999^th in the world and 105^th in Declansburg for Fattest Citizens, with 9.02 Obesity Rate.