The Dảxlamic Evergreen Republic of New Bradfordsburg is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Lỳdera Rozália John with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, punitive income tax rates, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 23.4 billion Evergreen Republicans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Samanthalản. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient New Bradfordsburgian economy, worth a remarkable 7,364 trillion Dảxlamic marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 314,737 Dảxlamic marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", helping grandma with her Misgendering 101 homework is a national rite of passage, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, and all footpaths have tollbooths. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bradfordsburg's national animal is the Evergreen orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Dáxlam.

New Bradfordsburg is ranked 35,948^th in the world and 9^th in Declansburg for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 19,027.98 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.