The Dictatorship of Every Villain Iz Lemons is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Wehttam with an iron fist, and remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.799 billion Every Villain Iz Lemonsians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evilopolis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Every Villain Iz Lemonsian economy, worth a remarkable 3,746 trillion Lemons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 346,885 Lemons, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,717,406 per year while the poor average 11,160, a ratio of 243 to 1.

People say that smog must be good for you because of its healthy green colour, schoolchildren are arrested for possessing sidewalk chalk without a permit, pharmaceutical warships enforce patent agreements with surgical precision, and young people crowd pizza parlors praying to 'The Supreme Pizza, His Immaculate Munchiness'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Every Villain Iz Lemons's national animal is the Sponge, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wehttamism.

Every Villain Iz Lemons is ranked 308,406^th in the world and 2,465^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Developed, scoring 40.06 on the Human Development Index.