The Spooky Shadow Government of Evil Scary Country is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Ren Valentine with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful population of 2.956 billion Operativeses are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Spooky Bunker In God Knows Where. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Evil Scary Countryian economy, worth 557 trillion Evil Scary Dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 188,633 Evil Scary Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Travelers praise airports for their endless beige corridors, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, and warfare increasingly resembles a video game. Crime is totally unknown. Evil Scary Country's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Evil Scary Country is ranked 241,766^th in the world and 20^th in Ridgefield for Fattest Citizens, with 7.77 Obesity Rate.