The Hell on Earth of Evillboy is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Me with an iron fist, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 6.814 billion Humans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Department of Love. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Human economy, worth a remarkable 1,195 trillion Worthlesses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 175,482 Worthlesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,613,625 per year while the poor average 1,965, a ratio of 820 to 1.

One man's trash is another company's tax break, closed universities are currently being converted into McRonald's restaurants, more citizens have access to Maxtopian Grass than clean drinking water, and government contracted tax collectors often 'accidentally' over-charge citizens and skim the surplus. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Evillboy's national animal is the People, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

Evillboy is ranked 333,344^th in the world and 24^th in Arakeia for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring -18.97 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.