
| Population | 4.457 billion |
| Capital | the Voidheart |
| Leader | Eylis the Punished Dreamer |
| Faith | the worship of Drowned Gods |
| Currency | note |
| Animal | whale |
The Knives of Eylis is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eylis the Punished Dreamer with an iron fist, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.457 billion Silver Whalers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Environment, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Voidheart. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.1%.
The thriving Eylisian economy, worth 484 trillion notes a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 108,785 notes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 371,313 per year while the poor average 23,452, a ratio of 15.8 to 1.
Scientists who publish a non-reproducible result are tarred and feathered, indigenous tribal elders can be recognised by their designer watches and expensive suits, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Eylis's national animal is the whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the worship of Drowned Gods.
Eylis is ranked 17,229th in the world and 2nd in Eientei Gensokyo for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,290.55 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
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National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Eylis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
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Eylis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
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Eylis's influence in Eientei Gensokyo rose from "Page" to "Squire".
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Eylis was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Gambling Industry.
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Eylis adopted General Assembly Resolution #9 "Protecting Places of Cultural Significance".
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Eylis adopted General Assembly Resolution #14 "Spectrum Allocation and Coordination Act".
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Eylis adopted General Assembly Resolution #11 "International Agricultural Biodiversity Safeguard".
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Eylis adopted General Assembly Resolution #10 "World Assembly Headquarters".
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Eylis, economic output is rising as the chronically depressed are persuaded not to burden society.
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Eylis, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.































