The Commonwealth of Eytonia is a large, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 74 million Eytonians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 19.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Eytonian economy, worth 2.71 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 36,679 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, movement-triggered sensors mean that for every door that closes another one opens, and some say Leader has gone MAD after authorizing the development of apocalyptic biological weapons. Crime is totally unknown. Eytonia's national animal is the Dragonfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Eytonia is ranked 152,458^th in the world and 3,611^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 399.83 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.