The Loving Couple of F4n4rt- is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Bump with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.155 billion F4n4rt-ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient F4n4rt-ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,166 trillion snails a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 114,853 snails, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 519,168 per year while the poor average 15,618, a ratio of 33.2 to 1.

One can walk from one side of Hexside to the other without setting foot on F4n4rt-ian soil, virtually all of the country's economic activity takes place in Hexside, protestors are soaking piles of snails in blood to make a point about government incomes, and immigrants are told to pull themselves up by their worn-out budget bootstraps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. F4n4rt-'s national animal is the owl, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cards.

F4n4rt- is ranked 315,928^th in the world and 252^nd in The Eighth Closet for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 14.63 on the Kitten Softness Rating.