The Dominion of Fake communism24 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.652 billion Fake communism24ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 91.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism24ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,869 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 280,980 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 989,346 per year while the poor average 57,780, a ratio of 17.1 to 1.
Military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing, and FC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism24's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism24 is ranked 3,899th in the world and 228th in Osiris for Most Corrupt Governments, with 258.51 kickbacks per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Fake communism24 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Largest Black Market and the Top 5% for Most Patriotic, Most Avoided, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, FC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, politicians constantly ring their voters to remind them how good a job they're doing.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, the government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, cities in Fake communism24 declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, top-shelf magazines feature risqué centrefold spreads of ladies' wrists.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism24, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
