The Republic of Fake communism43 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.609 billion Fake communism43ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 64.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism43ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,217 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 184,211 rupees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

The official Fake Communism43ian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, understaffed slavers offer highballs when asked to 'pass the screwdriver' during household maintenance, aristocratic family trees are beginning to resemble tumbleweeds, and the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism43's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism43 is ranked 283,726^th in the world and 10,867^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 5.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.