The Republic of Fake communism87 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its infamous sell-swords, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 6.534 billion Fake communism87ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 93.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Fake communism87ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,612 trillion pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 246,790 pesos, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.
Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, criticism of Leader is considered unpatriotic, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and patriots insist that size does matter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism87's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Fake communism87 is ranked 6,293rd in the world and 337th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 110.99 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, patriots insist that size does matter.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, criticism of Leader is considered unpatriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day.
- : Fake communism87 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, the government has implemented minimum wage laws.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities.
- : Following new legislation in Fake communism87, citizens simply have to point a weapon at a government official to get what they want.
