The Protectorate of Farkas Barlang is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, infamous sell-swords, and digital currency. The compassionate, cynical population of 2.837 billion Farkas Barlangians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Farkasváros. The average income tax rate is 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Farkas Barlangian economy, worth 390 trillion denzollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 137,498 denzollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

It's hard to speak ill of the dead when you don't speak of them at all, you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you, journalists listen to the money talk, and triple black diamond is the only ski difficulty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farkas Barlang's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farkas Barlang is ranked 38,254^th in the world and 16^th in Kantrias for Highest Poor Incomes, with 65,670.86 Standard Monetary Units.