The Colony of Farmea1 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its parental licensing program, ritual sacrifices, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.767 billion Farmea1ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Farmea1ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,188 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 153,031 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens are arrested for naturally producing proteins, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, only the rich can afford the latest medical innovations, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Farmea1's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Farmea1 is ranked 34,095^th in the world and 2,222^nd in Lazarus for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,867.35 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.