The Red Lucky Holy Planet of Fauxia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Santa Claus with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, national health service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 9.339 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Arcadia. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,023 trillion gold bar asteroids a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 216,639 gold bar asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation doesn't need to go to war in order to acquire new territory, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty, faking deafness is the only way to guarantee a holiday in the nation, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the moon vampire cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 3,534^th in the world and 96^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Beautiful Environments, with 2,652.21 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.