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Most Valuable International Artwork: 117thMost Efficient Economies: 2,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,115th
The Grumpy Nonagenarian of
Left-Leaning College State
Socialism is when the government does stuff
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Fauxia

Population12.034 billion

Capitalthe Suburbs
Leaderthe Agent of Chaos
FaithZyonnism

Currencyasteroid
Animalalien

The Grumpy Nonagenarian of Fauxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Agent of Chaos with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.034 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,720 trillion asteroids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,069 asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 9,297th in the world and 236th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 117thMost Efficient Economies: 2,068thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,115thMost Developed: 2,367thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,493rdBest Weather: 2,502ndTop
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Largest Governments: 2,653rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,692ndHealthiest Citizens: 2,721stLargest Publishing Industry: 2,738thMost Devout: 2,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,823rdMost Beautiful Environments: 2,897thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,899thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,947thSmartest Citizens: 3,082ndLowest Crime Rates: 3,135thNicest Citizens: 3,436thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,455thHighest Food Quality: 3,538thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,648thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,699thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,956thMost Cultured: 4,256thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,538thRudest Citizens: 5,023rdMost Advanced Public Education: 5,145thMost Inclusive: 5,202ndHighest Poor Incomes: 5,254thHighest Average Incomes: 5,290thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,103rdHighest Economic Output: 6,526thLargest Retail Industry: 6,865thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,038thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,129thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,297thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,542ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,697thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 13,104thMost Influential: 13,268thMost Pacifist: 15,652ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,119thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,153rd
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 59th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 72nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 73rd in the regionMost Developed: 74th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 77th in the regionBest Weather: 79th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 80th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 84th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 86th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 87th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 91st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 92nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 92nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 94th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 94th in the regionNicest Citizens: 98th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 99th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 104th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 118th in the regionMost Cultured: 131st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 138th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 141st in the regionMost Inclusive: 146th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 149th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 150th in the regionRudest Citizens: 165th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 182nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 192nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 224th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 225th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 236th in the regionMost Influential: 242nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 278th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 381st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 403rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 452nd in the regionLargest Populations: 576th in the regionNudest: 683rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, the nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, lip-readers are often left perplexed by political rallies.
  • : Fauxia lodged a message on the The Rejected Realms Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, helium balloons lift the nation's spacecraft towards the heavens.
  • : Following new legislation in Fauxia, schoolboys who turn to watch pretty girls go by are given detention.

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