The Grumpy Nonagenarian of Fauxia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Agent of Chaos with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.034 billion Fauxians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Suburbs. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Fauxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,720 trillion asteroids a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 226,069 asteroids, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's beloved 'good-natured doormat' is inundated by begging letters, sex education has become an intricate maze of stick figures and complex metaphors, the banshee wail foretells skies of death, and it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fauxia's national animal is the alien, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Zyonnism.

Fauxia is ranked 9,297^th in the world and 236^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 7 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.