The Republic of Fbfubgfstif is a massive, socially progressive nation, renowned for its digital currency, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 1.719 billion Fbfubgfstifians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The very strong Fbfubgfstifian economy, worth 90.0 trillion Fbfujotjoes a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is 52,357 Fbfujotjoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 267,380 per year while the poor average 5,643, a ratio of 47.4 to 1.

Arbitration is mightier than the sword, government ministers have eclectic tastes in curtains, nobody brings rolls of coins to the laundromat anymore, and funeral mourners ridesharing with the deceased are encouraged to sit on the coffin to save room. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Fbfubgfstif's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Fbfubgfstif is ranked 101,142^nd in the world and 8^th in Eaetafershe card farms for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 33.83 on the Bus Surprisal Index.