The Land of Feirmont is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Pauline Dragt with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, avant-garde cinema, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 23.751 billion Feirmontians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killow. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The enormous but underdeveloped Feir economy, worth a remarkable 2,337 trillion Grits a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,427 Grits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, residents are readily ratting out rats in restaurants, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, and scientists are terrified of fabulous new breakthroughs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Feirmont's national animal is the Panmanta raycake, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Feirmont is ranked 1,614^th in the world and 2^nd in Spiritus for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 119.95 on the Kitten Softness Rating.