The Imperial Sovereign Realm of Filipino Union is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, parental licensing program, and public floggings. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 6.778 billion Filipinos are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Greater City of Maynila. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 1,202 trillion Channel Members a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 177,457 Channel Members, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 879,398 per year while the poor average 20,306, a ratio of 43.3 to 1.

The construction of massive skyscrapers seems to be the result of Filipino Union's mid-life crisis, phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters, many are questioning Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech, and prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Filipino Union's national animal is the Nether Piglin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Holy Church of Prime.

Filipino Union is ranked 4,654^th in the world and 3^rd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Lowest Crime Rates, with 118.48 law-abiding acts per hour.