The Imperial Sovereign Realm of Filipino Union is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales with an even hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 11.925 billion Filipinos enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, pro-business government prioritizes Industry, although Spirituality, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Imperial Center of Maynila. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Filipino Unionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,980 trillion Channel Members a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 249,978 Channel Members, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,441,688 per year while the poor average 20,727, a ratio of 69.6 to 1.

Advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales's most personal functions, descriptions of properties as "a stone's throw from the city centre" require a trebuchet to be true, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, and Emperor Tomás Gutiérrez Rosales is refusing to make decisions until the Moon is out of Capricorn. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Filipino Union's national animal is the Nether Hoglin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Holy Church of Prime.

Filipino Union is ranked 2,390^th in the world and 2^nd in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Fattest Citizens, with 42.18 Obesity Rate.