The ImperiaRepublic of Fireian Empire is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fire The Ist with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 9.251 billion Fireians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fireia. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Fireian economy, worth a remarkable 3,240 trillion Panda d'Ors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 350,321 Panda d'Ors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Fireian Empire's national animal is the Panda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Fireian Empire is ranked 743rd in the world and 1st in Struyria for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,167.38 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.
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Fireian Empire was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Fireian Empire, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
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Fireian Empire, small towns have started burning historical buildings in hopes of attracting tourists.
- : Following new legislation in
Fireian Empire, nine-year-olds are discovering that they can grow gardens in real life too.
- : Following new legislation in
Fireian Empire, the nation's universities are often mistaken for foreign embassies.
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Fireian Empire, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
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Fireian Empire, love means always having to say you're sorry.
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Fireian Empire, any secret that gets off someone's chest is promptly replaced.
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Fireian Empire, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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Fireian Empire, the new national anthem passes the Turing Test.





























































