The Colony of First RFR Envoy is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape and compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.886 billion First RFR Envoyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Spirituality, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The strong First RFR Envoyian economy, worth 292 trillion Platis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. Average income is 75,321 Platis, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. First RFR Envoy's national animal is the Rattler, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

First RFR Envoy is ranked 232,494^th in the world and 9^th in Royal Federal Republic of Free States for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 37.95 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.