The Republic of Flameport 13 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its burgeoning elephant population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.963 billion Flameport 13ians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Public Transport. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 12.9%.

The strong Flameport 13ian economy, worth 189 trillion mpi rats a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 47,730 mpi rats, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

Increasing numbers of children in Flameport 13 have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, arbitration is mightier than the sword, and the government says only criminals harp on about "innocent until proven guilty". Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Flameport 13's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Flameport 13 is ranked 139,558^th in the world and 1^st in terftopia for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 462.22 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.