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Most Primitive: 3,996thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,878thNudest: 9,678th
The Fairyland of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Strength Through Exercise
Lady Wednesday Klim Baah
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Few

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Flimba

Population14.379 billion

CapitalGra Scylars
LeaderLady Wednesday Klim Baah
FaithFlimbaism

CurrencyPund
AnimalBeetle

The Fairyland of Flimba is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Lady Wednesday Klim Baah with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, ban on automobiles, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 14.379 billion Flimbans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gra Scylars. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Flimban economy, worth a remarkable 1,482 trillion Punds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 103,124 Punds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world", full-page newspaper ads are taken out linking apples and gravitational acceleration, Flimba is sometimes referred to as the global janitor, and elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flimba's national animal is the Beetle, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Flimbaism.

Flimba is ranked 135,764th in the world and 5,336th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 1,114.3 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Primitive: 3,996thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,878thNudest: 9,678thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,426thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,444thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,503rdLargest Black Market: 14,144thLargest Retail Industry: 14,479thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,512thTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 16,144thMost Cultured: 17,787thLargest Mining Sector: 20,732ndMost Income Equality: 21,375thHighest Poor Incomes: 21,596thHighest Economic Output: 23,978thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,607thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,461st
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Most Primitive: 166th in the regionNudest: 313th in the regionLargest Black Market: 391st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 391st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 476th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 555th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 587th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 590th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 601st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 603rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 714th in the regionMost Income Equality: 870th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 895th in the regionMost Cultured: 933rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 989th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 993rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Flimba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Flimba, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Flimba was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Flimba's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Flimba's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Flimba relocated from The Regected Realms to Lazarus.
  • : Following new legislation in Flimba, Flimba is sometimes referred to as the global janitor.
  • : Following new legislation in Flimba, full-page newspaper ads are taken out linking apples and gravitational acceleration.
  • : Following new legislation in Flimba, liberals and conservatives try to disqualify each other's candidates on the grounds that "their ideas would never work in the real world".
  • : Following new legislation in Flimba, politicians can be seen taking candy from babies.

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