The United States of Flower Man is a very large, socially progressive nation, renowned for its irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 439 million Flower Manians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 39.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Flower Manian economy, worth 10.4 trillion Flowery coins a year, is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Retail, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 23,741 Flowery coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Flower Man's national animal is the Asgore.

Flower Man is ranked 236,754^th in the world and 4,118^th in eta for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 221.99 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.