The Freddled Gruntbuggly of Freddled Gruntbuggly is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prosthetic Vogon Jeltz with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.299 billion Freddled Gruntbugglyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Plurgled gabble chid. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.2%.

The thriving Freddled Gruntbugglyian economy, worth 231 trillion plurdled gabbleblotchits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,447 plurdled gabbleblotchits, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Ravenous Bugblatter Beast Of Traal Dung" has been declared a national treasure, courtrooms can be a little sketchy, internet sites are legally unable to stop their users from posting pornography, and military doctrine says not to open fire until you see the "beady little eyes" of Johnny Foreigner. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Freddled Gruntbuggly's national animal is the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal and its national religion is Gruntbuglizm.

Freddled Gruntbuggly is ranked 283,596^th in the world and 22^nd in Spams Random Region for Nicest Citizens, with 1 average smiles per day.