The Dope Republic of Free Regay is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by President Snoop Dog with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 17.124 billion Regayians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xeon. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Regayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,232 trillion Regayian Pounds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 71,968 Regayian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, libraries are now installed with jacuzzis and mini-bars, flu research is commonly shut down for fear of creating a superbug, and flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Free Regay's national animal is the Antillean Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Rastafarism.

Free Regay is ranked 98,716^th in the world and 86^th in Aceon for Highest Average Incomes, with 71,968.97 Standard Monetary Units.